May 7, 2013

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

Hey CBran I think I just thought of a great domestic fluff Victor/Avox fic idea

(via milqueyway)

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Filed under: d413 ash is classy cbran 
March 23, 2013

That moment when you’re standing at the bathroom sink with your laptop, still furtively pecking away at writing you’ve already put on the internet and you whisper to yourself, “No one will notice these edits.”

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Filed under: writing woes ash is classy 
March 7, 2013
My RP relationship with everybody in a nutshell
Asher: WAIT I CAN MAKE THIS BETTER
Everybody: YOU KEEP SPELLING 'WORSE' WRONG!
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Filed under: rp ash is classy 
March 4, 2013
How I celebrate milestones of adulthood
Andrew: What's up?
Ash: Not much
Ash: Gonna go to the library and then come back and play Pokemon
Andrew: YEAH, POKEMON
Ash: I mean write
Andrew: aww
Ash: ...Nah I mean Pokemon
Andrew: YEAH
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Filed under: ashside and you thought OOO was weird ash is classy gary was here ash is a loser 
February 22, 2013

powerburial:

imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnh my head says no but my body says yes

(via dinkerton)

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Filed under: ash is classy 
February 11, 2013
everythingisstupid.png

everythingisstupid.png

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Filed under: doodle homestuck/ everything is homestuck this is stupid ash is classy princess tutu 
January 26, 2013

promptbound:

http://hs-olympics.dreamwidth.org/20726.html?thread=3496438#cmt3496438

Homestuck Shipping Olympics Bonus Round 5

Dirk<3Roxy

Dave’s underwater museum. 

That moment when you’re like OH DANG SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME I’D FILL THIS and then you check the link and it’s your prompt.

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Filed under: promptbound ash is classy HSO 
January 8, 2013

 tehstripe said: i cannot believe you did not let your rating tag be “M for Murder” why would you pass that opportunity up

I WENT TO BED AT 5:15 IN THE MORNING DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME HGNGNGKDGH OTL

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Filed under: reply tehstripe ash is classy 
January 4, 2013

glampersand:

sendificator:

chaosghost:

I like women to be ladies, and there are certain things ladies don’t do. Ladies don’t dress like two bit whores, ladies dont smoke cigarettes, and ladies don’t drink alcohol and get drunk.

Ladies should be ladies, not sailors.

i like men to shut the fuck up and suck my dick

Men are such frail, emotional, awkward creatures.  The sight of a woman holding a cigarette has been known to cause fainting spells and incoherent weeping among their tender thorn-prick’d hearts. 

Frankly, I think they are better off keeping to the home, where a life of quiet reflection and embroidering needlepoint psalms on cushion covers allows them some dignity and graceful occupation.

I’d be pretty okay with a life like that, to be honest.

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Filed under: ash is classy gender 
December 31, 2012

glampersand:

asherdashery said: Well I can’t buttle either so I can’t take care of you but I could come over and alphabetize/catalog your library. Would that help? That would so help.

hAHAHAHA YOU DONT WANNA DO THAT this house has over six thousand books in it

Help I’m aroused

Intellectually

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Filed under: ash is classy book boner 
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